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Pack your shit and go

Let's All Sing Together the Morning of January 20th!

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I thought the highlight of Friday night's (1/15/21) Real Time with Bill Maher on HBO was his interview of Kelly Ann Conway...then he whipped out Pack Your Shit & Go.

​I had to write this song.


about the song

So inspired by the 'Pack Your Shit & Go' segment on Real Time with Bill Maher (see below), I immediately wrote some music to Bill's verses and added two bridges. So, the verses are exactly as originally written and then I added the music and bridges. Here are the lyrics:
VERSE I:
All the votes have been counted,
all the courts have said no.
You’re all out of options, now
pack your shit and go.

VERSE II:
It’s clear that you’re angry,
that you’re feeling quite low.
That feeling’s called losing,
so pack your shit and go.

BRIDGE I:
You’ve mocked disabled people, you’ve shit on soldiers too
You call war heroes losers and defamed the bible too
Threw paper towels at victims ..got your big ass impeached twice
Love thugs and big name fascists covid put your brain on ice
 
VERSE III:
Pick up a new hobby, like knitting or banjo. Call your favorite hooker, just pack your shit and go. 
Start a cable network, try talk radio. There’s an opening at Limbaugh, but you gotta pack your shit and go.

BRIDGE II:
Got sued for grabbing pussy and you told us all to bleach
Paid hardly any taxes as you pardoned Stone the leach
Said Nazis are fine people Mexico would pay for all
Said your chat with the Ukraine was just another perfect call

VERSE IV:
Cuz you treated your job
like a reality <TV> show.
Well, now it’s been canceled, so pack your shit and go.
I could've kept writing but I'll save it for another version....but really, it was a struggle to leave out:

  • Trump University
  • Tear gas on peaceful demonstrators
  • Children in cages
  • Alternate facts
  • No mask wearing
  • Super spreader events at the White House
  • Rudy - fondling and farting
  • The Insurrection - "I’ll walk with you to the Capitol..."

...even the Internet doesn't have room for the complete list.

Here's the REal time segment:


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